Polar Bears Are Cool

Orlando Bloom took that Wookie he’s fucking to a Kings of Leon concert.

Posted on Aug 31, 2009 under Main Content | No Comment I don’t know how you guys feel, but I get a stinky cooch vibe from Miranda Kerr . I bet that thing reeks. It’s that whole outback of Australia thing. Sexually molesting Koala bears and trying to lure them in to licking her cooch. You have a lot of free time growing up in the Outback and not a lot of other people to experiment with. You have to work with what you got. Koala bears are fuckin’ mean too, and that’s why Miranda’s cooze is riddle with scars. She tells Orando they’re from riding a b